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Underachievement Unlocked


14 oct. 2006

  • Like an adrenaline shot into the heart — now I don’t know whether to take advantage of its beating again (but to do what? be creative? do I know how?) or wait for it to flatline again.

  • Dark, desaturated photography, post-apocalyptic location, a black SUV turns into a giant tarantula with menacing mechanical noises. Isn’t that just a bit creepy for a TV commercial?

  • I can’t believe I accidentally checked out Google Images for “mygale” when I meant to look for the English translation. Eep! (So I stopped searching and went with “tarantula” instead.)

  • Do you ever have the urge to punch some stranger in the face as you’re passing them on the street, at random, just to see what it’s like? And the urge to press your hand down on a hot pan? Do you get that, too?

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pheel, 7 years ago:

Mon dieu la dernière question ! Je croyais être le seul.

garoo, 7 years ago:

C'est marrant comme ça ne me rassure pas :)

Daria, 7 years ago:

Le coup de poing non, mais uniquement parce que je suis trop petite et pas assez athlétique pour que ça ait un quelconque effet. Je vise plutôt le poignard, ou balancer des gens sous les rames de métro.

Bon, des fois ce n'est pas totalement au hasard, c'est des questeurs agaçants.

La main dans la poêle, là, non... Je dois être plus sado que maso :)

rhino75, 7 years ago:

of course, at least for the punching part. I regularly get so angry I feel I'm going to burst (usually in French stores) I don't have the pan thing tho'. Get a ridged cast-iron grill pan. You just feel like flinging meat on that. Much less risky/painful.

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