I know I look scary when you read my blog, but everybody who knows me will attest that I’m very nice and polite in real life.

I can read and write English as well as French, whether in technical or creative domains, I master the technical and usability aspects of webdesign and I’m not too bad on the visuals themselves (as long as you don’t ask me to design a big all-Flash website, and Flash is evil anyway), I have enough critical thinking to replace Steve Jobs, and I’m super efficient at work provided you don’t ask me to show up at eight in the morning — and I’m poor, so I’m cheap and easy.

So where are the job offers of all types I should be inundated with?