Underachievement Unlocked

My life: a lot of potential and very little realization.

Very few posts on this blog, as well. But you might find some entertaining stuff if you go back a few years in the archives.

Toujours fun de vider le contenu de mon sanibroyeur sur le carrelage.

# 2008-12-30 15:54:03 – via Twitter

Good grief. Replacing the burnt-out bathroom lightbulb with a 100W is NOT how you want to start a new year.

# 2008-12-28 14:24:38 – via Twitter

Oh, yeah, I should do "the year in review" posts on my blogs, shouldn't I.

# 2008-12-28 01:17:57 – via Twitter

Trainboarding: the uncomfortable train ride alone that acts as a will-breaking prelude to a family holiday.

# 2008-12-24 14:33:57 – via Twitter

Je n'en reviens pas à chaque fois qu'autant de monde prenne le train le 24 même. On est tous tellement overbookés.

# 2008-12-24 13:08:18 – via Twitter

Pretty sure I shouldn't be watching three seasons of Brothers & Sisters right before I go to my parents' for Christmas dinner.

# 2008-12-21 01:07:01 – via Twitter

Klapaucius klapaucius klapaucius klapaucius klapaucius klapaucius klapaucius klapaucius klapaucius klapaucius klapaucius klapaucius.

# 2008-12-18 17:22:43 – via Twitter

No man is an island. I guess the ocean all around me is just a mirage in the desert.

# 2008-12-16 22:50:57 – via Twitter

Waiting for something to happen. A nuke blowing up Paris would be fine.

# 2008-12-13 16:30:25 – via Twitter

Somehow I knew the grocery bag was gonna break. I'm prescient that way. The useless way.

# 2008-12-06 20:39:36 – via Twitter

I know I look scary when you read my blog, but everybody who knows me will attest that I’m very nice and polite in real life.

I can read and write English as well as French, whether in technical or creative domains, I master the technical and usability aspects of webdesign and I’m not too bad on the visuals themselves (as long as you don’t ask me to design a big all-Flash website, and Flash is evil anyway), I have enough critical thinking to replace Steve Jobs, and I’m super efficient at work provided you don’t ask me to show up at eight in the morning — and I’m poor, so I’m cheap and easy.

So where are the job offers of all types I should be inundated with?

# 2008-12-04 03:55:15

There are people on the street. People who get dressed in the morning, earn a salary, have relationships, live their life.

# 2008-12-03 20:50:47 – via Twitter

Toute ma chambre est constellée de quinoa (il est rigoureusement impossible de renifler et manger du quinoa en même temps).

# 2008-12-02 20:29:43 – via Twitter

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