Like an adrenaline shot into the heart — now I don’t know whether to take advantage of its beating again (but to do what? be creative? do I know how?) or wait for it to flatline again.

Dark, desaturated photography, post-apocalyptic location, a black SUV turns into a giant tarantula with menacing mechanical noises. Isn’t that just a bit creepy for a TV commercial?

I can’t believe I accidentally checked out Google Images for “mygale” when I meant to look for the English translation. Eep! (So I stopped searching and went with “tarantula” instead.)

Do you ever have the urge to punch some stranger in the face as you’re passing them on the street, at random, just to see what it’s like? And the urge to press your hand down on a hot pan? Do you get that, too?