1 October 2009

Chronic rhinitis: that’s pig latin for “I’m allergic to life.”

“So you think you can tell Arial from Helvetica?” Only got Mattel wrong. That’s a hard one.

Quand j’ai pris froid c’est Nutella™

Damn, I’d kinda forgotten how hot Luke Macfarlane is.

6 October

Damn. Just realized I left Paris right as it was going to get its Apple Store.

10 October

Why the hell did I wake up with Phantom of the Opera “in-side mah mind,” and where can I find an icepick — or a grenade?

Ca devrait être moi, la Gallardo noire en séjour à Avranches.

11 October

This time I woke up with Les Miz in my head. Much better, no contest, but what the hell’s going on with my internal jukebox?

Pourquoi tous les pédés du département sont sur Gayvox ? Interface de chat de merde.

15 October

Brain-fart en voyant une mention de Lucky Luke dans le programme télé. Si je devais le prononcer à haute voix je serais bloqué une heure.

16 October

Here’s hoping there was nothing important in the 4GB of old trash I just cleaned up from my Library folder.

17 October

I feel like watching a good movie, for a change. I wanna watch a movie that I’ve already seen but I haven’t seen yet.

22 October

J’ai raté mes scones, et je ne réessaierai pas, ça a l’air bien trop chiant à préparer.

23 October

Résiste à la tentation d’avoir un badge “Translator” sur sa page Twitter.

24 October

Ultra-thin, rubber, protection, touch… Is this catalog I’m translating about iPhone accessories or condoms?

25 October

Hmm, I probably should subscribe to some music podcasts.

How long can you keep homemade pancake batter in the fridge? I should always have some!

26 October

Did the “clean my desktop” thing once more. Depressing to know it won’t last, plus shoving stuff under the carpet is as good as deleting it.

27 October

This cat enjoys duct tape as much as I do.

28 October

Oops. My pancakes taste like omelet.

29 October

30 October

Well, that was the last of the packs of good ramen from Paris.

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