20 November 2006

— Hi, I’m looking for spare bed splats…

— Yeah, I’ve only got one model, but I don’t think it’ll be wide enough for what you’re looking for.

I followed him through the aisles out of sheer curiosity, curious to see what he could have misunderstood, but he did bring me to the bed slats (which were hidden between locks and hinges).

So now I’m left wondering — what do I look like I might be planning to do with bed slats?