How are you supposed to eat ramen without projecting the soup onto the computer screen? (Not eating in front of the computer is obviously not an option.)

How many business days can it take for my bank to process a money transfer? Are they writing it by quill in triplicate and checking balances by way of carrier pigeon?

There you go, let the armor down for two minutes and you end up repainting your blog in dark gray. No contest, I was better off convincing myself I had a heart of stone. Let’s get back to that.

Good thing, by the way, I can’t afford to redecorate my flat with every mood swing.