The writing is the same as on the “You have a package waiting for you!” slip, so I figure those are essential instructions, like “If you ever want to see your package alive, bring fifty euros in unmarked notes and don’t tell your blog” but I can’t figure it all out.

I think I heard someone knock on my door this morning, so if that was the case (it could happen! a mailman came up to make me sign for my mail, once — wonder how many different people are in charge of delivering mail to the same address) he must have been tired and frustrated and angry.

But it’s not my fault, it’s just impossible to bring me out of bed without advance warning. (And hearing door knocks isn’t motivating enough anyway, because I can never know which door on the landing is being knocked on. Yeah, I have to buy a door ring, but those things cost more than they’re worth.)