Underachievement Unlocked

My life: a lot of potential and very little realization.

Very few posts on this blog, as well. But you might find some entertaining stuff if you go back a few years in the archives.

28 jun. 2005

Melon chewing gum with a raspberry liquid core. Excellent, and so seasonal.

For a while now I’ve been thinking that current technologies should allow for the creation of new and improved (sugar-free, preferredly) candy varieties, mixing flavors and textures, being really original. Looks like it’s coming.

Although I remember reading that fake sugar makes you diabetic just as much as real sugar. Unless it’s only true of aspartame, and polyols only cause digestive troubles, and ultimately colon cancers?

 

27 jun.

Damn… I think I’ve got the site structure figured out for my TV blog. Now I’ve got to decide whether to go through with it. I hate that particular moment.

 

25 jun.

I’m so tired of not blogging anything of interest here, and of knowing that most visitors (and even regular readers) believe this site really, wholly represents me, that I’m (again?) feeling like launching a thematic group blog. A multi-autored blog so I could express myself more, and better — that may sound as a paradox, but isn’t that the motivation behind most of those?

The hardest part wouldn’t be to find a theme (well, let’s see, television perhaps? or something else — but not computing, the web or Apple, because those are already too crowded, even in the sole French blogosphere) but people I’d want to share my space, and voice, with. Bloggers worthy of me. Assuming there are any.

Yeah, it’s one of those days. It’s summer, and I’m locked up inside, with drawn blinds even because otherwise my air conditioning can’t keep up, and it’s even Gay Pride in Paris, and do I hate my life.

 

Meh.

Et puis… passe encore que personne ne m’ait invité à passer le week-end de la gay pride marche fière à Paris, parce que les quelques personnes qui n’ont pas (raison d’) avoir peur de me parler savent que j’aurais refusé. Mais pourquoi je n’ai pas reçu d’invitation à la soirée de Têtu ? Moi !

Tant que j’ai un post ouvert — et vu que ce n’est pas hors sujet pour un post dans la catégorie “gay” — pourquoi la diffusion de Sex and the City sur Téva se met à bégayer comme un trente-trois tours ? Même pour des sous-titres ils trouvent le moyen d’être en retard sur leur programme…

A moins qu’ils prévoient d’arrêter la diffusion pour l’été et de ne commencer la dernière saison qu’à la rentrée — ou jamais (c’est de Téva qu’on parle, il faut être lucide, c’est déjà un miracle qu’ils aient diffusé cinq saisons en VO à un horaire quasi fixe). Argh.

 

23 jun.

State of the Desktop

I was going to make a long, detailed post with illustrations and all… and realized it would actually be a duplicate of the wiki’s contents. So instead I updated the Dalloway page’s list of all programs, accessories, widgets I use, and some details about them.

Why should you care? Because I spend all my time on the net, try every interesting program and accessory that’s been released, subscribe to any RSS feeds that can update me on whatever comes out — in short, slackers like me have a use for overbooked workers like you: sifting through a sea of software and returning with what’s really worthy.

And, as rarely happens when I start writing a blog post, I personally know of a couple readers who’ll actually be interested in this.

What you’ll see on the screenshot above (reduced by 75%, because, well, you know, it better be):

  • in the dock’s applications section, left to right: Finder, BlogThumb (personal AppleScript that captures and uploads thumbnails for my blog), X Resource Graph, Safari, NetNewsWire, Thunderbird, Adium X, Mail, iCal, Address Book, TextWrangler, VoodooPad Lite, CocoThumbX, MacJanitor, iTunes, hotTunes, Clutter, Grab (don’t ask me where some of the icons come from, I downloaded every possible icon set on the web)

  • in the dock’s shortcuts section, left to right: a temporary shortcut to a game I have to try, the ~garoo folder, the ~/Documents folder, a pictures folder, the ~/Library folder, the Dashboard widgets folder, a Saved Searches folder (with elementary Spotlight smart folders: Label Blue, Label Red, Label Yellow, Modified This Week), the /Applications folder, the trash

  • in the menubar, left to right: Adium, iSnip, QuickSilver, the AppleScript menu (which I don’t ever use), the Keychain Access menu (for the Lock Screen option), the fast user switching menu, the menu control, MenuCalendarClock, Spotlight

  • on the desktop, the X Resource Graph window and the Clutter shortcuts

Links, details, and everything you can’t see on the capture (plug-ins, extensions, widgets), in the (almost) complete list of software I use on Dalloway.

 

Yesterday my stepfather found it odd I’d pile up so many food cans.

It’s just that I don’t like being limited in my choices when it’s time to cook my dinner. If I want to cook beans three times in the week, I can, it’s all in stock. Doesn’t it make sense?

 

19 jun.

Au fait, maintenant que j’en ai un… comment je suis censé le prononcer, en français, pour avoir l’air intelligent sans faire trop frimeur ? C’est un imac ou un aïmac ? (Et ipod ou aïpod ? émac ou imac ? parce que c’est précisément à cause du risque de confusion, en français, entre iMac et eMac que la question est importante.)

Notez que c’est purement consultatif, vu que je persiste à dire (dans ma tête, parce que j’ai rarement l’occasion d’en parler à voix haute) macoèsse ixe, contre l’avis général.

Notez aussi que je me doute de ce que vous allez me répondre, parce que, vous, je vous connais, ça ne vous gêne pas d’avoir l’air de frimeurs qui se la pètent avec leur aïmac.

 

18 jun.

Oh, right, I do know why I’m not at ease with written serials: continuity.

When you’re doing a comic or TV series, the common thread is visual: the drawing style, the actors, the photography — the credits, even. You can do a Cops parody and it’s still an X-Files episode. You can do one full hour of people just staring at each other, and it’s still a Carnivàle episode. You can do any kind of filler — story-less gags, full-page illustrations, all kind of sketches, meta stuff… — and it’s still your webcomic. Whatever strikes your fancy, whatever you’re in a mood to do, you can do it when you don’t feel like advancing the general plot right now.

All of these, in writing, you can’t. You don’t have a visual aspect to hold on to: all you have is your writing style, and your story. You can’t take a vacation from both at the same time, and you can hardly take a vacation from either, because they’re tied together. Once you’re started, you’ve got to go on the same tracks, there’s no way out.

Sure, it’s fine when it’s a paid gig for a newspaper or magazine. But not for a hobby, ,and particularly not for me.

 

16 jun.

— As for me, I’m not too interested in written serials, as an author, dunno why. Not my culture. Neither Zola nor Stephen King :)

— I’d rather make an HBO show, too, but, well… :)

— I didn’t necessarily mean HBO, I’d be perfectly happy with finding a good illustrator and making a webcomic. But, for me, serial is visual. That’s the way it is :)
Maybe because the serial relies on memory, and I’ve got more of a visual memory. Yes, that must be exactly why, actually. I’m even going to blog that so I remember.

[…]

— As for Lost, it’s coming in ten days… but dubbed in French, and on TF1, which means there are huge chances they’ll cut pieces out, or show episodes out of sequence…

— I’ve seen the beginning on a Belgian channel, in French… I don’t know whether it’s me who aren’t used to it anymore (I don’t watch TV at all) but I found the dubbing horrible: no sound ambiance, and dubbing artists as good at acting as me with a shrapnel piece in my brain.
Eh… I’m not saying that to discourage you… but then, considering it’s TF1 you mustn’t be expecting much anyway. ;)

— Sure :)
Last time I watched a show on TF1 was Angel, and that was before they stopped in mid show, and it was out of sequence with missing episodes. And scenes, too. I think I’m gonna keep an eye on the TV newsgroups and stop watching as soon as a poster confirms they’re botching it.
Which is stupid, because I’m certain it will necessarily happen, and I’ll be that much more frustrated by stopping in the middle than if I never start until it’s released on DVD. (Although, if they’re TF1 Vidéo DVDs…)

Reproduced without authorization from Xarro.

 

13 jun.

Since I was getting fed up with posting half of my contents into a general void, the main RSS feed now includes updates for all sections of this site (except the wiki, which has no feed or point). If you had already subscribed to the snaplog or gallery feeds besides the blog, you can unsubscribe, or you’ll receive everything twice; if you hadn’t, well… now you have.

It’d been a while since I had wanted to do that, because it doesn’t make that much sense for anyone to subscribe to only one part of the site (and because I hadn’t originally realized that the way Bloglines offers to check boxes for each feed you want to subscribe to on a site isn’t the norm), but it required… you know… work.

P.S. Come to think about it, no, not the minilog. Poor signal to noise ratio.

 

11 jun.

www.garoo.net — version 1871.7

I wanted to go for something much more different, but couldn’t make it good enough. I’m not in a Photoshop mood these days, so we’ll do with that.

Doesn’t work very well with Internet Explorer, but hey it’s 2005 now so just upgrade to Firefox already or die.

 

10 jun.

Oh great, now I too will have to refresh my design, because all of a sudden it’s gotten old. Actually, I’ve been thinking about it for a couple of weeks now, but I’m unimaginably reluctant to go back to my PC in order to work some Photoshop and CSS. And since I don’t think it’s going to change quite soon, the redesign will have to wait.

Plus, I’m actually back to a semblance of beginning of a writing mood — it’s amazing what two excellent episode of Carnivàle can do to someone’s creativity and morale after ten days of slow dive into depression — so I guess I’ve got better stuff to focus on than my blog’s layout. Like, for instance, why my air conditioner has been trying to drive me insane for the past two days, waking me up at dawn with sounds like doors slamming and furniture crashing. Now I have to wait until it does quit conditioning air, and drive 100km to have it replaced. Until then, it’ll just keep toying with my sanity. The hardest part is refraining from throwing it out the window — the store might not want to take it back afterwards.

I hate technology. Hey, it’d been sort of a while since I last wrote that.

 

6 jun.

You can feel the pepper. And the lime. As for the ginger, I can’t tell, but I was definitely in better shape after than before (I caught a cold a couple of days ago, due to the air conditioner being too close to the bed, and the bed being too close to the ground.) In short, it’s rather good, and rather energizing.

 

I don’t know why it shocked me so much as to take a picture, but I find it so ridiculous to baptize a packaging system according to the noise it makes when you microwave it. Besides, I didn’t even hear it whistle at all.

 

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