Funny how nothing seems to motivate me more to post than reminding myself how the majority of my readers are assholes. (More about that later — I’m still giving you the weekend, as benefit of the doubt.)

Not that I want to improve my blog’s quality in order to attract a better crowd, just that I don’t give a damn how good what I post is, since you deserve the worst. (With exceptions, of course, as implied by the use of the word “majority”, as opposed to a distinct minority.) And, as a consequence, the quality improves, just because I don’t care.

Which, basically, is the concept of shyness. Fuck.