These are hard times. These are decisive times for mankind. And there is no way the silent majority will accept to be crushed without a fight. (Okay, no point in playing suspense for too long, there’s a big picture below that just says it all.) Say no to cat-less blogs!

Because a cat-less blog isn’t a blog, because cat-less people shouldn’t be allowed to vote, here is my promise: we’ll fight to the death for the definitive removal from the net of all blogs and personal websites that don’t show a minimum of three cat pictures per month. And I’m only aiming low because my camera’s lazy. Let us fight!