It’s apalling how people start stinking in Paris as soon as temperatures rise a bit. And, each time I make this mental observation, I’m scared: what if I was just as stinky as them? I’m clean enough, I put on deodorant, but what if it wasn’t enough? What if the only reason why I don’t fin myself smelly was that nobody can ever realize how smelly they really are?

But then, after a few seconds, I remember that it isn’t so much of a risk. I wake up at 4pm, shower at 8pm and get out an hour or two later, so I shouldn’t have to worry too much.

But, still… how do all those other people do? How can they stand themselves? And how can they not all be single, with body odors like these?!