They’ve found something more stressful than the Good bye! Mrs AOL shouts at me when I get disconnected: they’ve added a second one. First one when the connection is lost, and second one… when I’m back online. After the modem has dialed, right when the interface is telling me that connection is established and I’m gonna be online in a couple of seconds, the lady says Good bye!

Which, obviously, makes great sense.

And is not stressful. At all.

I hate this sound. But whatever I replace it with, I’ll hate it the same way after a week of disconnections.